So i had just logged in after a nice walk outside (irrelevant information that doesn't add anything to the story).
when i noticed a wild whale (bonus points on wild) but (minus points on whale because it's an overused insult).
was attempting to pk at my ;;revs. (Your very cock rsps hybrid).
We engage in battle (bonus points for using these kind of words).
and it is clear i am the superior pker (going full retard, never go full retard).
At just the right moment i go in for my d claw spec (what happends then, you see a unicorn? you win the lottery?).
and smoke him for the lot, (you're fucking insane bro).
instantly i am tbed and 15 men running (clanmanmode)
to avenge their recently harpooned whale. (are you sure you aren't training Fishing?).
Using my tactical skills i have mastered over the years (very confident boy)
i didn't panic (what a god!)
and managed to get a box on the green drags in level 12. (nutty!)
Nation attempted to disrupt my box by running over the dragon and taunting me but all their efforts failed. (How can u disrupt a box anyways u just right click the dragon once after u drink like 50 brews and u sit there with negative stats hitting 0s on a dragon why do they run over the dragon as if it's gonna make you stop attacking it.)
Nation, have a wonderful day mates and don't get too upset init. (Very well and educated guy, wishes the Nation team a wonderful day).
p.s. mr blackhet tries playing the "i dced" card because of how embarrassed he was to die in 2017. (Shame on you!).